May 2013
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i got grounded earlier bc my mom got mad at me for pooping in my siblings bathroom lol
ohyousillypotato:
what i’m looking for in a man:
will lend me his hoodies
good sense of humor
is a cutie patootie
will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
good taste in music
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
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“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich
supremesaltine:
live footage from ouran academy
steelplatedhearts:
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Caraway Story
h0llo:
i remember when I was younger I thought I was being such a badass when I refused to close my eyes when my family prayed before dinner
memyselfandhate:
iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
shsl-chef:
dreaming-of-just-you:
shsl-chef:
a-felicia-named-goat:
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
why can’t you spell.
im 2 busy gettin laid
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pippa6100:
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
svviffer:
i’ve done some stupid stuff before but im proud to say i was never a brony
legendariess:
Are you a
or a
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im obviously never going to have another rl relationship im ready for an internet boyfriend now
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan:
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
